"The first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid, your brain cannot even process the idea. You're like, "What is this? What did you say? Someone's giving out candy? Who's giving out candy? EVERYONE WE KNOW is just giving out candy? I gotta be a part of this!" ~ Jerry Seinfeld, from his book "Halloween"

"There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." ~ Linus van Pelt in "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"
"'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world." ~ William Shakespeare
"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you." ~ Rita Rudner
"From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!" ~ Scottish saying
"Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight, make me a child again just for to-night!" ~ Elizabeth Akers Allen
"A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of he window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night." ~ J.M. Barrie
"Hold on, man! We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title." ~ Shaggy in "Scooby Doo"
"It's Halloween! It's Halloween!
The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can't be seen
On any other night.
Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls,
Grinning goblins fighting duels
Werewolves rising from their tombs,
Witches on their magic brooms
In masks and gown we haunt the street
And knock on doors for trick or treat
Tonight we are the king and queen,
For oh tonight, it's Halloween!"
~ Jack Prelutsky
"Where there is no imagination there is no horror." ~ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play." ~ Joel Benton
"She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?" ~ Norman Bates in "Psycho"
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion." ~ Henry David Thoreau
"Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ectasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new." ~ Nicholas Gordon
"Of calling shapes, and beck'ning shadows dire, And airy tongues that syllable men's names." ~ John Milton
"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." ~ Steve Almond